I've got ths shit down here frm my friend. Its kind of lk wht do 'em boys think abt us girls. So my dear munchkins, enjoy ya mo' reading 'em :)
-We aren't mind readers.
-If u don't want to hear the truth, don't ask the question.
- "Fine" or "whatever" is not an appropriate ending to a conversation.
-Girls look good naked so stop worrying.
-You don't need lingerie to look sexy before bed, short cotton shorts and a tank top are fine by us.
-We are all kinky and willing to try anything that you may enjoy,just let us know.
-Giving head is never a bad idea.
-The greatest thing ever is to watch a girl touch herself.
-Porn..hmm..Porn.Watching porn is like breathing it would just be wrong to ask us to stop.
-We masturbate, usually more when we are in a relationship,can't explain it but it is fact.
-We don't mind going to gay movies with you but don't tell our friends.
-You can't get mad if we refuse to hook up your "ugly friend" with one of our friends.
-Cooking makes a girl that much more attractive especially if she can use grill.
-Your hair is like 14 inches long, how are we supposed to notice a quarter inch missing.
-it never hurts to work out.
-There are three acceptable ways to wake up: (1) You on top of us. (2) Getting head. (3) Some sort of breakfast
-For every fart that slips out when you are around we succesfully hold in about 15,enduring excruciating pain to do this.
-Critique our driving is only second to critiquing our love making.
-Your period should be referred to as Blowjob week.
-You shouldn't be flattered or grossed out if we get an erection when dancing with you.All we need is friction.
-Video games have helped us develope such finger skills that should encourage us to play more often.
-Every so often no matter whether it is true or not remind us that we have the biggest penis you've ever dealt with.Lol
-Brad Pitt is probably a cool guy but if I hear one more girl say "he's so hot" he may have to die.
-Only models are able to wear most of the stuff you see in fashion magazines.
-99.5% of the time we didn't mean to hurt you.
Ladies, they're very, very very honest yea? Haha
